Phone a fuckbuddy
A nice plant will brighten up anyone’s day, but flowers might be too romantic a gesture for a fuck buddy who just found out that their mother was never actually a dental hygienist.A nice potted succulent strikes the perfect balance, letting your fuck buddy know that you’re thinking of them during this difficult time while high-ranking government operatives raid their dead mother’s home to confiscate her phone, files, and computers—but you’re still totally fine with seeing other people!It’s a tale as old as Tinder: two people match, these people decide to meet up.One thing leads to another, they fall into bed, lives get busy and they decided to go on as f*ck buddies. Sometimes you will meet someone new, who comes out of nowhere to grab you by the feelings and reel you in.
If you have found someone else or things are just fizzling out, let them know gently.A secret phone, typically a cheap prepaid one, used in a clandestine manner away from one's SO for the sole purpose of arranging booty calls from someone other than the SO.The purpose of the bone phone is to avoid detection from the SO looking at your phone bill. What a loser -- why didn't he get an i Phone instead of that cheap piece of shit?The bright side of fuck buddies When you’re ambitious and cannot understand the point of thinking about someone else’s feelings and happiness, or if you just don’t want to be held down by another person’s feelings, a fuck buddy is a perfect solution.Search for a local fuck buddy and have fun and naughty sex in the UK with Fuck Buddy.